.....how about you stick your firewire in my port and we can share some data!
(hey - geeky chicks need pick up lines too!)
notanorange
· 1 year ago
Not even ⌘Q could get you out of my head.
Ray Dios Haque
· 1 year ago
Or the alternate: "I wish I knew how to ⌘Q you"
macgasm
· 1 year ago
are you guys dating? ;)
4fthawaiian
· 1 year ago
That's a little bit "brokeback mountain".... Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Bob Crum
· 1 year ago
<div id="wittypickupline">Hey</div>
macgasm
· 1 year ago
haha... now that's geeky!
Bob Crum
· 1 year ago
LOL... perhaps too geeky... Love the idea of this contest. I am bringing all my marketing skillz to bear. :P
trish
· 1 year ago
Good one.
Bob Crum
· 1 year ago
Mount my <sex>Drive
matsie
· 1 year ago
I'll let you touch my google if you make me scream Yahoo!
matsie
· 1 year ago
Alternatively...
If you let me touch your google, I'll make you scream YAHOOOOOO!
Brennan
· 1 year ago
Hey Babe, You have a nice array of 1's and 0's ;)
Amanda
· 1 year ago
You can throttle my bandwidth any time!
Tanya
· 1 year ago
"I'd Google You" "If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop." "Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Alright I tried :D
macgasm
· 1 year ago
I'm not sure how successful fixing someone's laptop would be. I think I'd lose all interest after that. ;)
sdebeer
· 1 year ago
Share from a guy friend! -->
"Wanna check the throughput of my 10meg pipe!"
macgasm
· 1 year ago
now that's what I'm talking about. :)
wtl
· 1 year ago
Wanna see my flux capacitor?
That said, I don't think that geeks really use pick-up lines. I think we work over time - at least, in my case, we became friends, then a couple.
trish
· 1 year ago
Hey wtl, work with us here. It's a contest, fantasize and energize. LOL. Doesn't everyone online have an internet crush? Purely platonic, of course. Mine usually changes weekly.
wtl
· 1 year ago
Hey, I thought my Flux Capacitor line was pretty good. ;-)
trish
· 1 year ago
Yeah, you get extra points for leaving a pickup line first. :-)
trish
· 1 year ago
I'd never block your pop-up.
macgasm
· 1 year ago
Need me to unzip your files?
sdebeer
· 1 year ago
Oh, I can't date seriously or even get married, I have too much to lose, but I am open to some fun.
Mostly Lisa
· 1 year ago
sweeeeeeeeet!
Mostly Lisa
· 1 year ago
oh i didn't read the whole post..... uhh. i have to say something witty? gah. um.
"man your body is solid state. i'm gonna need a cooling pad cuz man you heating up like my MB Air after compressing some serious video shizz"
4fthawaiian
· 1 year ago
I suppose I'm exempt, but hopefully I can at least help up the ante..
... Or, alternately, not. This is hard. If geeks could come up with pick up lines, we wouldn't have the legendary chick problems that we have.
Gah. I've got nothin'. There is some sort of rumbling in the back of my brain about the inherent perviness of the term "flash drive' though.
Maybe something to do with ports?
martin_english
· 1 year ago
hardware You flash m,y drive, baby My drive has gone Solid State. You make my core dump...
software / OS can I have root ? Where can i direct my pipe ?
language I can haz SEKZ ???!!!??? 58008 918 (read it upside down)
reality / cynical I have 10,000 shares in google I'm Jason Calcanis - wanna ride in my tesla ?
Heather C
· 1 year ago
talk nerdy to me
cam
· 1 year ago
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
cam
· 1 year ago
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
cam
· 1 year ago
"With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth."
ok theres a few for ya to laugh at..lol
mfartr
· 1 year ago
Hey babe, I think we can connect. I'm talkin' synchronous connection of our ports building to maximum burst.
mfartr
· 1 year ago
I've got a huge pipe with unlimited bandwidth. Think your connection can handle a full burst?
J$
· 1 year ago
Hey baby, Vista will give you useless bells and whistles, but I'll give you a Macgasm!
4fthawaiian
· 1 year ago
Hahahaha.. I'm pretty sure that's just sucking up. But, I like it. ;)
macgasm
· 1 year ago
what's wrong wtih sucking up? i'm not complaining. ;)
4fthawaiian
· 1 year ago
You heard it here, folks.. Start working the word "macgasm" into your submissions! I'll personally give a prize to anyone who can work the word "schnell" in :P
(you realize the word "prize" is a very fluid concept, and may include, or indeed be limited to, a golf clap from Australia)
trish
· 1 year ago
I like the macgasm idea, too.
scout99
· 1 year ago
"If you could play any character in Star Wars, who would it be?"
4fthawaiian
· 1 year ago
OOooo.. Star Wars!
How about: "Hey Baby, I shoot first, just like Han".. Oh, wait.. is that a good thing?
scout99
· 1 year ago
"Wanna look in my X-Files?"
redlokki
· 1 year ago
Nice App
192.0.0.1 or yours?
<!-- made you look //>
"So yesterdays' Dilbert was TOTALLY my week..."
"If I were a BIOS, would you flash me?"
"My superdrive is 16x"
"Safari, so good!"
"So, I haven't found an app that takes all my 8 cores... can you help me with that?"
"8G RAM. Yeah... I said 'ram'. And 'eight'"
"I'm the original plug-n-play"
"Disc... I said 'hard DISC'"
Shreela
· 1 year ago
When my hubby and I were just barely dating, we were talking about old scifi and space-horror flicks.
A bit of backstory: I sometimes have noise-interference, so often times I hear something completely different than what was said. I suspect something's amiss with my hearing when the conversation goes completely bonkers, so I either try to go along with the flow, pretending I'm following, or I'll ask them to repeat themselves.
So, when my husband -- new boyfriend at the time -- said: "Buck Rogers is so horny", I just stared at him, thinking I'd definitely misheard him. Until his eyes grew large as plates, his face turned beet red, and he buried his face onto his knees.
I still ROFL when I think of that, and he gets embarrassed all over, but he chuckles too.
So, not exactly a "come on" line, but it sure was geeky with definite undertones of wanting "it".
Shreela
· 1 year ago
I forgot to include WHY he said what he said (because I had to pick him up from work in a few minutes).
He was going to say CORNY, but decided at the last minute to use HOKEY, well you get the rest.
matsie
· 1 year ago
They're not all geeky, but here's a video I did about Cheesy Pickup Lines a few years ago.
Hey, baby, when's the last time you synced up with a male-to-female cable?
macgasm
· 1 year ago
hahaha. golden! :)
macgasm
· 1 year ago
Just so you're all aware, we've picked the winners and they've been notified. When we hear back from the both of them we will post the winning entries. Thanks for playing! :)
All Comments
(hey - geeky chicks need pick up lines too!)
If you let me touch your google, I'll make you scream YAHOOOOOO!
"If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop."
"Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Alright I tried :D
"Wanna check the throughput of my 10meg pipe!"
That said, I don't think that geeks really use pick-up lines. I think we work over time - at least, in my case, we became friends, then a couple.
"man your body is solid state. i'm gonna need a cooling pad cuz man you heating up like my MB Air after compressing some serious video shizz"
... Or, alternately, not. This is hard. If geeks could come up with pick up lines, we wouldn't have the legendary chick problems that we have.
Gah. I've got nothin'. There is some sort of rumbling in the back of my brain about the inherent perviness of the term "flash drive' though.
Maybe something to do with ports?
You flash m,y drive, baby
My drive has gone Solid State.
You make my core dump...
software / OS
can I have root ?
Where can i direct my pipe ?
language
I can haz SEKZ ???!!!???
58008 918 (read it upside down)
reality / cynical
I have 10,000 shares in google
I'm Jason Calcanis - wanna ride in my tesla ?
ok theres a few for ya to laugh at..lol
I'm talkin' synchronous connection of our ports building to maximum burst.
Vista will give you useless bells and whistles, but I'll give you a Macgasm!
(you realize the word "prize" is a very fluid concept, and may include, or indeed be limited to, a golf clap from Australia)
How about: "Hey Baby, I shoot first, just like Han".. Oh, wait.. is that a good thing?
192.0.0.1 or yours?
<!-- made you look //>
"So yesterdays' Dilbert was TOTALLY my week..."
"If I were a BIOS, would you flash me?"
"My superdrive is 16x"
"Safari, so good!"
"So, I haven't found an app that takes all my 8 cores... can you help me with that?"
"8G RAM. Yeah... I said 'ram'. And 'eight'"
"I'm the original plug-n-play"
"Disc... I said 'hard DISC'"
A bit of backstory: I sometimes have noise-interference, so often times I hear something completely different than what was said. I suspect something's amiss with my hearing when the conversation goes completely bonkers, so I either try to go along with the flow, pretending I'm following, or I'll ask them to repeat themselves.
So, when my husband -- new boyfriend at the time -- said: "Buck Rogers is so horny", I just stared at him, thinking I'd definitely misheard him. Until his eyes grew large as plates, his face turned beet red, and he buried his face onto his knees.
I still ROFL when I think of that, and he gets embarrassed all over, but he chuckles too.
So, not exactly a "come on" line, but it sure was geeky with definite undertones of wanting "it".
He was going to say CORNY, but decided at the last minute to use HOKEY, well you get the rest.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dy3T-Q7LZ2o