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Geek Giveaway

Started by macgasm · 1 year ago

We all know that geeks are the new black, right? Women like geeks. Forget those muscular football players and the chiseled faces of the hot movie stars. I am here to tell you a little secret: Women dig big brains. Some male geeks have already discovered this secret but a lot of you are [...]



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52 comments

  • cam

    12 months ago

    You compute me.
    reply
  • 4fthawaiian

    12 months ago

    +1 for this one!
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  • heather

    1 year ago

    .....how about you stick your firewire in my port and we can share some data!

    (hey - geeky chicks need pick up lines too!)
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  • notanorange

    1 year ago

    Not even ⌘Q could get you out of my head.
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  • Ray Dios Haque

    1 year ago

    Or the alternate: "I wish I knew how to ⌘Q you"
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  • macgasm

    1 year ago

    are you guys dating? ;)
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  • 4fthawaiian

    1 year ago

    That's a little bit "brokeback mountain".... Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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  • Bob Crum

    1 year ago

    Mount my <sex>Drive
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  • Bob Crum

    1 year ago

    <div id="wittypickupline">Hey</div>
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  • macgasm

    1 year ago

    haha... now that's geeky!
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  • Bob Crum

    1 year ago

    LOL... perhaps too geeky... Love the idea of this contest. I am bringing all my marketing skillz to bear. :P
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  • trish

    1 year ago

    Good one.
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  • matsie

    1 year ago

    I'll let you touch my google if you make me scream Yahoo!
    reply
  • matsie

    1 year ago

    Alternatively...

    If you let me touch your google, I'll make you scream YAHOOOOOO!
    reply
  • Amanda

    1 year ago

    You can throttle my bandwidth any time!
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  • Brennan

    1 year ago

    Hey Babe, You have a nice array of 1's and 0's ;)
    reply
  • Tanya

    1 year ago

    "I'd Google You"
    "If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop."
    "Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
    Alright I tried :D
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  • macgasm

    1 year ago

    I'm not sure how successful fixing someone's laptop would be. I think I'd lose all interest after that. ;)
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  • sdebeer

    1 year ago

    Share from a guy friend! -->

    "Wanna check the throughput of my 10meg pipe!"
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  • macgasm

    1 year ago

    now that's what I'm talking about. :)
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  • wtl

    1 year ago

    Wanna see my flux capacitor?

    That said, I don't think that geeks really use pick-up lines. I think we work over time - at least, in my case, we became friends, then a couple.
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  • trish

    1 year ago

    Hey wtl, work with us here. It's a contest, fantasize and energize. LOL. Doesn't everyone online have an internet crush? Purely platonic, of course. Mine usually changes weekly.
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  • wtl

    1 year ago

    Hey, I thought my Flux Capacitor line was pretty good. ;-)
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  • trish

    1 year ago

    Yeah, you get extra points for leaving a pickup line first. :-)
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  • trish

    1 year ago

    I'd never block your pop-up.
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  • macgasm

    1 year ago

    Need me to unzip your files?
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  • sdebeer

    1 year ago

    Oh, I can't date seriously or even get married, I have too much to lose, but I am open to some fun.
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  • Mostly Lisa

    1 year ago

    sweeeeeeeeet!
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  • Mostly Lisa

    1 year ago

    oh i didn't read the whole post..... uhh. i have to say something witty? gah. um.

    "man your body is solid state. i'm gonna need a cooling pad cuz man you heating up like my MB Air after compressing some serious video shizz"
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  • 4fthawaiian

    1 year ago

    I suppose I'm exempt, but hopefully I can at least help up the ante..

    ... Or, alternately, not. This is hard. If geeks could come up with pick up lines, we wouldn't have the legendary chick problems that we have.

    Gah. I've got nothin'. There is some sort of rumbling in the back of my brain about the inherent perviness of the term "flash drive' though.

    Maybe something to do with ports?
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  • martin_english

    12 months ago

    hardware
    You flash m,y drive, baby
    My drive has gone Solid State.
    You make my core dump...

    software / OS
    can I have root ?
    Where can i direct my pipe ?


    language
    I can haz SEKZ ???!!!???
    58008 918 (read it upside down)

    reality / cynical
    I have 10,000 shares in google
    I'm Jason Calcanis - wanna ride in my tesla ?
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  • Heather C

    1 year ago

    talk nerdy to me
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  • cam

    12 months ago

    You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
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  • cam

    12 months ago

    If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
    reply
  • cam

    12 months ago

    "With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth."

    ok theres a few for ya to laugh at..lol
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  • mfartr

    12 months ago

    Hey babe, I think we can connect.
    I'm talkin' synchronous connection of our ports building to maximum burst.
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  • mfartr

    12 months ago

    I've got a huge pipe with unlimited bandwidth. Think your connection can handle a full burst?
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  • J$

    12 months ago

    Hey baby,
    Vista will give you useless bells and whistles, but I'll give you a Macgasm!
    reply
  • 4fthawaiian

    12 months ago

    Hahahaha.. I'm pretty sure that's just sucking up. But, I like it. ;)
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  • macgasm

    12 months ago

    what's wrong wtih sucking up? i'm not complaining. ;)
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  • 4fthawaiian

    12 months ago

    You heard it here, folks.. Start working the word "macgasm" into your submissions! I'll personally give a prize to anyone who can work the word "schnell" in :P

    (you realize the word "prize" is a very fluid concept, and may include, or indeed be limited to, a golf clap from Australia)
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  • trish

    11 months ago

    I like the macgasm idea, too.
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  • scout99

    12 months ago

    "If you could play any character in Star Wars, who would it be?"
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  • 4fthawaiian

    11 months ago

    OOooo.. Star Wars!

    How about: "Hey Baby, I shoot first, just like Han".. Oh, wait.. is that a good thing?
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  • scout99

    11 months ago

    "Wanna look in my X-Files?"
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  • redlokki

    11 months ago

    Nice App

    192.0.0.1 or yours?

    <!-- made you look //>

    "So yesterdays' Dilbert was TOTALLY my week..."

    "If I were a BIOS, would you flash me?"

    "My superdrive is 16x"

    "Safari, so good!"

    "So, I haven't found an app that takes all my 8 cores... can you help me with that?"

    "8G RAM. Yeah... I said 'ram'. And 'eight'"

    "I'm the original plug-n-play"

    "Disc... I said 'hard DISC'"
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  • Shreela

    11 months ago

    When my hubby and I were just barely dating, we were talking about old scifi and space-horror flicks.

    A bit of backstory: I sometimes have noise-interference, so often times I hear something completely different than what was said. I suspect something's amiss with my hearing when the conversation goes completely bonkers, so I either try to go along with the flow, pretending I'm following, or I'll ask them to repeat themselves.

    So, when my husband -- new boyfriend at the time -- said: "Buck Rogers is so horny", I just stared at him, thinking I'd definitely misheard him. Until his eyes grew large as plates, his face turned beet red, and he buried his face onto his knees.

    I still ROFL when I think of that, and he gets embarrassed all over, but he chuckles too.

    So, not exactly a "come on" line, but it sure was geeky with definite undertones of wanting "it".
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  • Shreela

    11 months ago

    I forgot to include WHY he said what he said (because I had to pick him up from work in a few minutes).

    He was going to say CORNY, but decided at the last minute to use HOKEY, well you get the rest.
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  • matsie

    11 months ago

    They're not all geeky, but here's a video I did about Cheesy Pickup Lines a few years ago.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dy3T-Q7LZ2o
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  • Jonathan Fingas

    11 months ago

    Hey, baby, when's the last time you synced up with a male-to-female cable?
    reply
  • macgasm

    11 months ago

    hahaha. golden! :)
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  • macgasm

    11 months ago

    Just so you're all aware, we've picked the winners and they've been notified. When we hear back from the both of them we will post the winning entries. Thanks for playing! :)
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