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We all know that geeks are the new black, right? Women like geeks. Forget those muscular football players and the chiseled faces of the hot movie stars. I am here to tell you a little secret: Women dig big brains. Some male geeks have already discovered this secret but a lot of you are [...]
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(hey - geeky chicks need pick up lines too!)
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If you let me touch your google, I'll make you scream YAHOOOOOO!
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"If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop."
"Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Alright I tried :D
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"Wanna check the throughput of my 10meg pipe!"
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That said, I don't think that geeks really use pick-up lines. I think we work over time - at least, in my case, we became friends, then a couple.
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"man your body is solid state. i'm gonna need a cooling pad cuz man you heating up like my MB Air after compressing some serious video shizz"
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... Or, alternately, not. This is hard. If geeks could come up with pick up lines, we wouldn't have the legendary chick problems that we have.
Gah. I've got nothin'. There is some sort of rumbling in the back of my brain about the inherent perviness of the term "flash drive' though.
Maybe something to do with ports?
12 months ago
You flash m,y drive, baby
My drive has gone Solid State.
You make my core dump...
software / OS
can I have root ?
Where can i direct my pipe ?
language
I can haz SEKZ ???!!!???
58008 918 (read it upside down)
reality / cynical
I have 10,000 shares in google
I'm Jason Calcanis - wanna ride in my tesla ?
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ok theres a few for ya to laugh at..lol
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I'm talkin' synchronous connection of our ports building to maximum burst.
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Vista will give you useless bells and whistles, but I'll give you a Macgasm!
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(you realize the word "prize" is a very fluid concept, and may include, or indeed be limited to, a golf clap from Australia)
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How about: "Hey Baby, I shoot first, just like Han".. Oh, wait.. is that a good thing?
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192.0.0.1 or yours?
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"So yesterdays' Dilbert was TOTALLY my week..."
"If I were a BIOS, would you flash me?"
"My superdrive is 16x"
"Safari, so good!"
"So, I haven't found an app that takes all my 8 cores... can you help me with that?"
"8G RAM. Yeah... I said 'ram'. And 'eight'"
"I'm the original plug-n-play"
"Disc... I said 'hard DISC'"
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A bit of backstory: I sometimes have noise-interference, so often times I hear something completely different than what was said. I suspect something's amiss with my hearing when the conversation goes completely bonkers, so I either try to go along with the flow, pretending I'm following, or I'll ask them to repeat themselves.
So, when my husband -- new boyfriend at the time -- said: "Buck Rogers is so horny", I just stared at him, thinking I'd definitely misheard him. Until his eyes grew large as plates, his face turned beet red, and he buried his face onto his knees.
I still ROFL when I think of that, and he gets embarrassed all over, but he chuckles too.
So, not exactly a "come on" line, but it sure was geeky with definite undertones of wanting "it".
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He was going to say CORNY, but decided at the last minute to use HOKEY, well you get the rest.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dy3T-Q7LZ2o
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