Macgasm - Latest Comments in Geek Giveaway

Re: Geek Giveaway

macgasm — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:46:31 -0000

Just so you're all aware, we've picked the winners and they've been notified. When we hear back from the both of them we will post the winning entries. Thanks for playing! :)

Re: Geek Giveaway

macgasm — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 09:45:09 -0000

hahaha. golden! :)

Re: Geek Giveaway

jfingas — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:29:18 -0000

Hey, baby, when's the last time you synced up with a male-to-female cable?

Re: Geek Giveaway

matsie — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:05:06 -0000

They're not all geeky, but here's a video I did about Cheesy Pickup Lines a few years ago.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dy3T-Q7LZ2o

Re: Geek Giveaway

Shreela — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:50:35 -0000

I forgot to include WHY he said what he said (because I had to pick him up from work in a few minutes).

He was going to say CORNY, but decided at the last minute to use HOKEY, well you get the rest.

Re: Geek Giveaway

Shreela — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:47:53 -0000

When my hubby and I were just barely dating, we were talking about old scifi and space-horror flicks.

A bit of backstory: I sometimes have noise-interference, so often times I hear something completely different than what was said. I suspect something's amiss with my hearing when the conversation goes completely bonkers, so I either try to go along with the flow, pretending I'm following, or I'll ask them to repeat themselves.

So, when my husband -- new boyfriend at the time -- said: "Buck Rogers is so horny", I just stared at him, thinking I'd definitely misheard him. Until his eyes grew large as plates, his face turned beet red, and he buried his face onto his knees.

I still ROFL when I think of that, and he gets embarrassed all over, but he chuckles too.

So, not exactly a "come on" line, but it sure was geeky with definite undertones of wanting "it".

Re: Geek Giveaway

trish — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:52:34 -0000

I like the macgasm idea, too.

Re: Geek Giveaway

redlokki — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:04:38 -0000

Nice App

192.0.0.1 or yours?

<!-- made you look //>

"So yesterdays' Dilbert was TOTALLY my week..."

"If I were a BIOS, would you flash me?"

"My superdrive is 16x"

"Safari, so good!"

"So, I haven't found an app that takes all my 8 cores... can you help me with that?"

"8G RAM. Yeah... I said 'ram'. And 'eight'"

"I'm the original plug-n-play"

"Disc... I said 'hard DISC'"

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scout99 — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:37:57 -0000

"Wanna look in my X-Files?"

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4fthawaiian — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:28:43 -0000

OOooo.. Star Wars!

How about: "Hey Baby, I shoot first, just like Han".. Oh, wait.. is that a good thing?

Re: Geek Giveaway

scout99 — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:00:40 -0000

"If you could play any character in Star Wars, who would it be?"

Re: Geek Giveaway

4fthawaiian — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:04:20 -0000

You heard it here, folks.. Start working the word "macgasm" into your submissions! I'll personally give a prize to anyone who can work the word "schnell" in :P

(you realize the word "prize" is a very fluid concept, and may include, or indeed be limited to, a golf clap from Australia)

Re: Geek Giveaway

macgasm — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:00:39 -0000

what's wrong wtih sucking up? i'm not complaining. ;)

Re: Geek Giveaway

4fthawaiian — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:59:32 -0000

Hahahaha.. I'm pretty sure that's just sucking up. But, I like it. ;)

Re: Geek Giveaway

J$ — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:58:01 -0000

Hey baby,
Vista will give you useless bells and whistles, but I'll give you a Macgasm!

Re: Geek Giveaway

martin_english — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:32:02 -0000

hardware
You flash m,y drive, baby
My drive has gone Solid State.
You make my core dump...

software / OS
can I have root ?
Where can i direct my pipe ?

language
I can haz SEKZ ???!!!???
58008 918 (read it upside down)

reality / cynical
I have 10,000 shares in google
I'm Jason Calcanis - wanna ride in my tesla ?

Re: Geek Giveaway

mfartr — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:03:17 -0000

I've got a huge pipe with unlimited bandwidth. Think your connection can handle a full burst?

Re: Geek Giveaway

mfartr — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:00:46 -0000

Hey babe, I think we can connect.
I'm talkin' synchronous connection of our ports building to maximum burst.

Re: Geek Giveaway

4fthawaiian — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:38:29 -0000

+1 for this one!

Re: Geek Giveaway

cam — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:44:38 -0000

"With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth."

ok theres a few for ya to laugh at..lol

Re: Geek Giveaway

cam — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:43:18 -0000

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

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cam — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:42:05 -0000

You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

Re: Geek Giveaway

cam — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:41:34 -0000

You compute me.

Re: Geek Giveaway

Heather C — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:56:12 -0000

talk nerdy to me

Re: Geek Giveaway

heather — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:03:31 -0000

.....how about you stick your firewire in my port and we can share some data!

(hey - geeky chicks need pick up lines too!)